COVID-19: The upside


Okay, so there isn’t much of an upside to a global pandemic that’s killing thousands of people every day. But in the spirit of optimism, let’s look at the positive side of Lockdown Britain, shall we?


You can experiment with your hair
It seems that men everywhere are growing their first-ever beards or moustaches, secure in the knowledge that few people will see them in real life. Others are even shaving their heads - though one should ensure one’s equipment is fully functional before trying this. A friend of Robbie’s is now half bald after his razor battery ran out midway through a buzzcut. I’ve also heard tell of a grandfather who has dyed his hair purple for fun. And let’s face it, we all need a bit of fun.


The ‘to do list” goes in the bin
Dreading that trip to the dentist’s? It’s closed. Less than enthusiastic about that family dinner party? It’s off. Struggling to find the energy for that weekly spin class? It’s cancelled. So, put aside those lame excuses for doing things you don’t want to do: you’re now off every hook on every count.


No need for any slap
Since no-one is looking at us, we ladies can save a fortune on make-up. And if you’re a nail bar-and-beauty-salon type of person you’ll be saving on those costs as well. When we eventually emerge blinking into the sunlight, we’ll be a sight for sore eyes what with our broken fingernails, bushy eyebrows and wild hair.


Loving thy neighbour becomes a thing
One upside of COVID-19 is that neighbours are becoming more neighbourly. Remember that old cliché about people popping next door to borrow a cup of sugar? Such practices are becoming increasingly common. I put four cans of tinned tomatoes outside my neighbour’s door the other day and a packet of pasta turned up on my own doorstep as if my magic. 


Things could be worse
I have relatives in lockdown in South Africa where the government has closed all the liquor stores and directed everyone to stay sober for three weeks. My cousin Alan tells me it’s to avoid “spousal violence”. But he happens to know that his partner Rubin has some liquor stashed away, and he’s predicting some spousal violence if this guy fails to come across with the goods……

Another plus: we're still allowed for a walk. For now.

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  1. janemarionApril 10, 2020 at 12:15 PM

    I know that path Ann, such a lovely picture!

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    1. Ann LaffeatyApril 14, 2020 at 11:24 PM

      Yes, the walks have been a real boon. Who is this, by the way?!

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